Comic Art Collectors Gifts

Escalator joust.

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"You've changed."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."