Collecting Comic Art T-Shirts

Exam Questions Foretold

'We've got to pull off its wings, and Arnold is the best pull-off-its-wings consultant in the world!'

World Global Cult.

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"No change, but I think I found a mess of fingers."

Bugsy's last words.

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'

"It's a period property"

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"Mafia Lite: 'And you know what happens to people who don't please us? They swim with the dolphins...'"

'No, frankly, it doesn't help to soften the blow.'

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

'Oh,look George-Mother's sleeping like a baby!'

"Overcoming your fear of running out of toilet paper is real progress."

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"They help with my e-cig habit."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Cariactures

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"