Comic Books Pillows

"Do you ever find yourself wondering, 'What would Batman do in this situation?'"

Concern had been expressed over some practitioners of 'laser eye surgery'.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'I became a superhero to do something less challenging. I had wanted to be a doctor.'

'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'

Work life balance - "Tonight we're going to read about how Spiderman got the firms quarterly VAT returns in on time."

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

"Well, how convenient."

'I appreciate the concept of universal health care, but there are limits.'

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"They're expelling Drew from camp for hiding his face from the security cameras."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"And I being of sound find authorise that my entire stock of kryptonite be distributed amongst the citizens of Planet Zug.."

'We're saved! Maggie Thatcher has come out of retirement.'

'Your gun is shooting a little high there, Hank.'

'The nurse will return your pants as soon as you pay your bill.'

The Adventures Of Normalman

"He's been taking anabolic steroids."

''The meek'? -- I meant for the geeks to inherit the Earth.'

CITY CLINIC, 'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

Tattoos & super powers removed

Politically Correct Super Heroes.

'Mr Human Spider? I'm from Health & Safety. May I have a word...?'

Fish's Revenge

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

"Could't we take a cab? I'd be glad to pay for it."

Unclaimed State Nicknames

A superhero dog asks to be walked.

"Ever eat a bird?"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

The great big jumbo pop-up book

"You suck the life out of him. I'm gonna see what's in his wallet."