Comic Book Writer Pillows

'It's a copyright thing.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 4

"So, do you think it's a good thing or a bad thing being part of the marvel cinematic universe?"

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'The Neurosis Pack.'

Captain Pointy No.43 - Static Clingman was annoying

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

In a twinkling, Rover shed his leash and became Duke, Wonder Dog of Kansas city.

Superbaldie.

Awful Alternate Histories.

'Curses. . . It's Super Ticklish. If we only knew his weakness.'

The Family Joules: Part 14

Mayhem, Inc. Part 35

Fearless Frog Part 12

"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."

What super-villains get their kids for Christmas.

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 11

Alan Moore

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Who's Ivy?"

Super Legion HQ. Sorry, but maybe "the yellow streak" isn't the best name for a superhero.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"It's 10 cents not 5 cents."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Zombie standup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"We only got six days of funding."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."