Comic Writer Pillows

' I've had much less trouble with the big,bad, wolf since I became a nuclear power.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Sometimes I wish they would have tossed me off the pier as they had originally intended."

'It's a great idea and really well drawn, Bradley, but I'm not sure that today's kids will latch on to 'LOW-CHOLESTEROL MAN' as a new super hero.'

Precious comedy writers.

'If you say, 'arrowing experience once more, I'm going to thump you.'

"Hahahaa! Now the tax authority guys will never find us!!"

"Why are comics so political? Everybody wants to share their opinions! If you ask me, comics are not a place for teaching the public anything about political correctness, race relations or religion."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Zombie standup

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Which one's yours?"