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'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

'It's a great new 'superhero' idea. I call him 'Ordinary man'. Whenever there's trouble, he runs into a phone booth and calls the cops.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Look, it's my word balloon."