Comic Book Reading Pillows

'Wait a moment...I said a pair of dogs...not a pair of chihuahuas, a pair of poodles, a pair of beagles, a pair of...'

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

'Empty. I'll see if I can hit up my parents for a bailout.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

X-ray Psychology.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

The Salmon Run

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."