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'Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

International Women's Day

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Jurassic Parking Lot

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

Jean-Paul Sartre

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.