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'Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Billy. The Kid.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

No-Work Orange

Vlad the Impala