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Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Dang thing shrunk in the wash"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Vlad the Impala

Reagacentennial

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Jean-Paul Sartre

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Cat Tie

Ghost School.