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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Urology Department (door leaking pee)

Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.

Eye, ear, nose and throat specialist with owl, rabbit, elephant and giraffe in waiting room.

'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'

'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."

"Artie, they took my bowl."

Moses in Connecticut

New I.R.S. Guidelines

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ayatollah Khamenei

Bonnie & Clydesdale

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Out of tuna

"It was an accident."

The Mostly Invisible Man

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name.'

"I think I slept on it funny."

The emergence of a leader.

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'Are you sure this is the way to take blood pressure?'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'As my mentor, I sometimes question the advice you've given...'

Presentation skills.

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.

'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'

Jake is torn between upholding his responsibility to the community and satisfying his canine urges.

"The Woofs have it."

Spring fever clinic