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"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."

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"Remember, Evelyn, if you retire early, the newsletter will print your age."

"How lovely, Aunt Mildred's braggy Christmas newsletter finally arrived!"

"It's a Christmas newsletter from my relatives in heaven. They're trying to rub it in."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Oligarchy

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Back to school.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Man Reading Laptop.

Treasure Island Book.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Hang in There Democracy!

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Roads with a view.

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Joe Biden

Putin's Mutual Destruction