Newsletter Aficionado Pillows

"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."

"Remember, Evelyn, if you retire early, the newsletter will print your age."

"How lovely, Aunt Mildred's braggy Christmas newsletter finally arrived!"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oligarchy

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Man Reading Laptop.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Roads with a view.

Hang in There Democracy!

Joe Biden

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

"I will answer anything but questions."

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

News on TV: 'At last, some good news from Iraq...Saddam's chamber of torture is being converted into a chamber of commerce.'