Newsletter Lover Pillows

The birth of junk mail.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"Are those my slippers?!"

American Venn diagram

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

You've got snail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Literary rain

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'