Newsletter Lover Prints

The birth of junk mail.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Santa called but you were out!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

American Venn diagram

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"Are those my slippers?!"

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

Literary rain

You've got snail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut