Mail Lover Pillows

In 5 Years...

Pirate Mail.

'A good day! Two letters for me and a sample of 'Seafood Gourmet Delight' for you.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Neither snow nor rain nor Trump and Dejoy stay these couriers from their rounds.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"How many letters can you read?"

The birth of junk mail.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Macho man body building club.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

You've got snail.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Literary rain

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'