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In 5 Years...

Pirate Mail.

'A good day! Two letters for me and a sample of 'Seafood Gourmet Delight' for you.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Every time that I get my grandmother's mail, she always says: 'The envelope, please!' I've got to stop calling her 'Grammy'."

Neither snow nor rain nor Trump and Dejoy stay these couriers from their rounds.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

The birth of junk mail.

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Macho man body building club.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Literary rain

You've got snail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'