Mailtime Lover Pillows

'Of course mail delivery seems slow. What do you expect from a 'Forever' Stamp?'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Santa called but you were out!

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

The birth of junk mail.

Macho man body building club.

"I'm more of a day owl."

You've Got Mail

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Literary rain

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've got snail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)