Postal Lover Pillows

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've got snail.

"There's the mailman!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

You've Got Mail

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

In 5 Years...

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Envelopes.

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Royal Mail Privatisation

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman delivering post

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Racers' Gate.

US POSTAL SERVICE

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?