Postage Lover Pillows

Stamp Collecting

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

'Grrrr....'

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

You've Got Mail

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Literary rain

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

In 5 Years...

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Not more junk mail!'

'It's unto thee.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."