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'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Macho man body building club.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Insufficient Postage

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

Beware of the God

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

Your new faster sleeker post office!

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'