Postal Puns Lover Gifts

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Macho man body building club.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Sure I can do same day service.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Insufficient Postage

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'

Post Office. No, the "forever stamp" does not refer to delivery times!

Beware of the God

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."