Postal Pranks Lover Gifts

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"Oops! MY mistake, that was the yearly expense estimate, not the monthly estimate."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Insufficient Postage

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman delivering post

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

US POSTAL SERVICE

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'