Postal Pranksters Gifts

'A package to South Dakota, eh? -- You want it done fast, or you want it done right?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

Back to the Holidays

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

"It's dress down day!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

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