Postal Pranksters Gifts

'A package to South Dakota, eh? -- You want it done fast, or you want it done right?'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"It's dress down day!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Back to the Holidays

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Children in a Nursery.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.