Postal Pranker Gifts

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Access Denied!

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

Printer Jam Session

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Insufficient Postage

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

Spider Preschool.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Sad demise of a workaholic

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Cheese of the Week: Brie

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.

This Side Up.

A parcel of postmen

'The post is so unreliable - these days I have to slit birthday card envelopes myself so it looks like i put some money in.'

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

"I'm thinking about having a sic day."