Postal Pranks Lover Prints

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Insufficient Postage

"Oops! MY mistake, that was the yearly expense estimate, not the monthly estimate."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

Envelopes.

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

US POSTAL SERVICE

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'

Insufficient Postage: Return to Sender.