Postal-themed Humor Lover Prints

Beware of the God

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

Insufficient Postage

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

US POSTAL SERVICE

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Tortoise Mailman.

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'