Postal Humor Fan Prints

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Letter box

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

Envelopes.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

US POSTAL SERVICE

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

Beware of the God

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'