Postal Humor Prints

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Letters arrive during flood.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Beware of the Dog.

oh just the usual junk mail

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.