Postal Humor Pillows

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Letters arrive during flood.

Beware of the Dog.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

oh just the usual junk mail

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.