Postal Humorists Pillows

'They're called 'Forever Stamps' because the name, 'Forever Increasing In Price Stamps' was rejected.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Beware of the God

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Tortoise Mailman.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Letters arrive during flood.

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."