Postal Service Humorist Pillows

Bunny express,

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Beware of the God

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Postman and dog

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Letters arrive during flood.

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

Letter box