Postal System Humorist Pillows

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Beware of the God

Tortoise Mailman.

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Postman and dog

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

oh just the usual junk mail

Letters arrive during flood.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."