Postal System Humorist Gifts

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

Beware of the God

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Tortoise Mailman.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Letters arrive during flood.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Postman and dog

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.