Postal Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

'Grrrr....'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

"Did you remember to have the mail forwarded?"

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

Your new faster sleeker post office!

A day at the Sender's house.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

Sneaky dog is after the mailman.

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

'Neither snow, nor rain, nor gloom of night, will ever stop the US Postal Service...from raising rates.'

Letters arrive during flood.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

oh just the usual junk mail