Postal Humor Appreciator Gifts

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Beware of the God

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Beware of the Dog.

oh just the usual junk mail

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Postman and dog

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Letters arrive during flood.

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.