Postal Humorists Gifts

'They're called 'Forever Stamps' because the name, 'Forever Increasing In Price Stamps' was rejected.'

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Beware of the God

A day at the Sender's house.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Letters arrive during flood.