Postal Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Mail Man with Syringe.

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Insufficient Postage

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

US POSTAL SERVICE

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

Beware of the God

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Post Office. No, the "forever stamp" does not refer to delivery times!

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'