Fan Of Postal Humor Gifts

Letters arrive during flood.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Beware of the God

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Postman and dog

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

oh just the usual junk mail

Beware of the Dog.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.