Postal-themed Humor Lover Gifts

Beware of the God

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Bunny express,

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Insufficient Postage

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'

Tortoise Mailman.

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

Post Office. No, the "forever stamp" does not refer to delivery times!

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."