Postal Humor Aficionado Gifts

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Tortoise Mailman.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

Racers' Gate.

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Beware of the God

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

Beware Dog Breath

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Beware of the Dog.

The Philatelist's Friend

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Bull mailman sees red flags

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

'You're as good as new... so I'll see you next for your 1,000 mile checkup.'