Postal Humor Aficionado Pillows

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Tortoise Mailman.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

Racers' Gate.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Beware of the God

A day at the Sender's house.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

oh just the usual junk mail

"Message: I care."

'You're as good as new... so I'll see you next for your 1,000 mile checkup.'

Beware of the Dog.

The Philatelist's Friend

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."