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Letter box

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Envelopes.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

US POSTAL SERVICE

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'

'Posties' are out in all weathers!

Tortoise Mailman.

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."

Beware of the God