Postal Humorist Pillows

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

Slot at Post Office says: 'No Class'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

oh just the usual junk mail

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

"Ever wonder why any of our relatives born before April 2007 aren't immortal?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Beware of the God

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

A day at the Sender's house.

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Letters arrive during flood.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."