Postal Humorist Gifts

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."

Slot at Post Office says: 'No Class'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

oh just the usual junk mail

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

"Ever wonder why any of our relatives born before April 2007 aren't immortal?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

A day at the Sender's house.

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Letters arrive during flood.

"Be right with you, just checking my email."