Postal Humor Lover Gifts

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Stamps - 'I'll always stick with you.' 'me too...like glue.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Beware of the Dog.

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

Postman and dog

Letters arrive during flood.

"Be right with you, just checking my email."