Postal Humor Lover Gifts

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

'Mummy said let it drop,there's a good boy..'

Beware of the God

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Letters arrive during flood.

Beware of the Dog.

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Postman and dog

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

oh just the usual junk mail

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

"This one needs to be postmarked yesterday."

Letter box