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Letters arrive during flood.

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

Beware of the God

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Postman and dog

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Beware of the Dog.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."