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"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Bunny express,

Insufficient Postage

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'It's THEM!'

Tortoise Mailman.

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

Beware of the God

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

A day at the Sender's house.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Beware of the Dog.

oh just the usual junk mail

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Letters arrive during flood.

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Postman and dog

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'