Postal Service Humorist Prints

Bunny express,

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

Beware of the God

Tortoise Mailman.

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

Mount Olympus Post Office. Sir, I'm afraid we're having trouble with Pandora in parcel post again.

"Be right with you, just checking my email."

Postman and dog

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

Letters arrive during flood.

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

oh just the usual junk mail

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.

Post Office. Oh, there's no hurry. Just so it arrives before you guys go out of business.

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

US Post Office - Climb To Safety in Case of Postage Hike.

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

"The end of my mail forwarding service is coming."