Postal Puns Gifts

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Macho man body building club.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

Insufficient Postage

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'It's THEM!'

A parcel of postmen

Beware of the God

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Tortoise Mailman.

Absentee ballot.

A day at the Sender's house.

Beware of the God

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

You want how many Forever stamps? Post.

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

Ann remembered to mail her letter, but she had a nagging feeling she'd forgotten something else....

oh just the usual junk mail

Stamp with 'Lick Me' instead of 'Kick Me' sign stuck to its back.

A pilot leaning out of an airplane putting mail in a box high in the sky labeled, 'Air Mail Box.'

'You want to insure it? — Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'