Postal Puns Gifts

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Macho man body building club.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Insufficient Postage

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'It's THEM!'

A parcel of postmen

Beware of the God

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

Absentee ballot.

Tortoise Mailman.

A day at the Sender's house.

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

Beware of the God

'Do you know how to mail a fish?' 'You send it COD or first bass mail'

'Sorry, buddy, but we can't deliver this without postage.'

'You need to stop employees flushing money down the toilet!'

'An insured package? Certainly, sir -- just sign this waiver.'

'I have a complaint about one of your window clerks.'

'Finishing early are we, Higgins?'

"Check it out!"

A pilot leaning out of an airplane putting mail in a box high in the sky labeled, 'Air Mail Box.'

'You want to insure it? — Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

oh just the usual junk mail

Letters arrive during flood.