Postage Pun Enthusiast Gifts

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'You want to mail that package to Cleveland? - I'm not sure it can GET there from here.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Insufficient Postage

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Postman delivering post

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

US POSTAL SERVICE

Post Office Worker.

'Federal Express has a new service - delivery from evil by 10.30am, weekdays and Saturdays.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

Closing Down Post Office - 'How much to send this letterbomb?'

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."